My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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