well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The air was thick with penises
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
