hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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