i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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