Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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