Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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