I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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