i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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