I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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