Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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