im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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