Ambien. No doubt about it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
