It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Randomize
