i already hear my dad disowning me
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
