You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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