That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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