My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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