I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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