i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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