So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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