By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I understand Curling. That high.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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