Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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