Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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