Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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