oh god the rape fog is back!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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