Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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