do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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