Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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