It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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