After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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