They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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