its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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