did you get engaged???
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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