why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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