Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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