We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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