If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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