Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
