:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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