Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
