I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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