4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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