he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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