therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize
