i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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