They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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