Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
