So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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