so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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