only if we run a train.
done.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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