The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
