So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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