why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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