I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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