I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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