the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
